Monday 29 November 2010

Sex, Lies and 11th Grade.





"Easy A" (Will Gluck, 2010)

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It's about time I wrote my reviw of Easy A, which I went to see over a month ago. I have had internet problems, and then it seemed too late to write it, but then I just couldn't waste the blog title I had thought of in the cinema. Consider this an early review of the DVD release.

Easy A is in the long fine tradition of charming, witty American High School comedies. Self-aware and knowing without being tongue-in-cheek, Clueless and Mean Girls are the classics of the genre. I would add Glee to the list as a small-screen variation.

Starring Emma Stone (alumnus of that charming, witty American college comedy The House Bunny), Easy A is one of those rare treats - a Hollywood movie that doesn't talk down to it's young audience. There were jokes I laughed at alone. Fine. There were jokes that went right over my head. Fantastic. Just don't spell them out. And if you can make a serious point about sexual double standards at the same time as making me laugh, so much the better.

Yes, Easy A is the Scarlet Letter set in a high school. Everything changes, but some things never change. And look how much she looks like a young Lindsay Lohan!

Classic literature is a goldmine of teen movies. I'm hoping to see the vampire craze satirised in an updated Northanger Abbey some time soon.

Mean Girls 2 is due for release soon. Do yourself a favour and see it's spiritual sequel instead - Easy A.

Wednesday 17 November 2010

"I've always thought relaxing was awfully common"

Interior designer and celebrity Nicky Haslam has famously, over the years, declared many things to be ‘common’. So imagine my horror when I looked for a definitive list on the internet and couldn’t find one. I resolved to do some research and write the list myself.

First, we need to know Haslam’s definition of ‘common’. He once gave this answer in an interview:
‘It's nothing to do with some Nancy Mitford-esque horror of someone putting their knife on the plate. It's those little clichés that make you cringe, like someone saying: "My garden's got its own microclimate."’

And now for the list!:

• Saying "please"
• Cufflinks
• Anyone Scottish,
• The Caribbean,
• Tassled loafers
• Celebrity chefs
• Bottled water
• The sun
• Swans
• Queuing outside Annabel’s
• Organic food
• Sushi
• Saint Tropez
• Champagne flutes
• Christmas parties
• Non-Russians with Russian girlfriends,
• Film stars
• Complaining about the smoking ban
• Pronouncing the 't' in trait (it's a French word)
• Pronouncing the 'e' in furore (it's also a French word)
• Coloured bath towels,
• Drinking cappuccinos after eleven
• Art Deco
• Scented candles,
• Garlic on your breath,
• Framed photographs of anyone non-Royal
• Morocco
• Not knowing the words of hymns
• Fur coats on men
• Three-quarter length trousers on anyone
• Jet-lag
• Wheat intolerance
• Relaxing
• Loving one's parents