Monday 28 July 2008

Love, lulz and space ships

girlhuntballet went to see Wall-e. 6:15pm isn't that late at night, and yet there are only three children in the audience of this popular children's film. I feel a bit sad when I think about how the very long Cbeebies advert that we're subjected to isn't even reaching a significant number of its target audience :( Still, I'm glad the BBC is still employing the voice of Otis the Aardvark. The adverts and trailers are almost the best thing about going to the cinema, the actual best thing about it being the film itself. All the trailers are for childrens films and they all look terrible. Wall-e had better be as good as everyone says, I think, shaking my fist at the screen.

Before the main feature there's a short film about a magician, his rabbit and his "hat of wonder". Wow, I don't think a short has ever been shown in a cinema during my life time. The short is very good silent slapstick. And because its all computer generated animation, no one gets hurt! I'm very impressed by the bravery of having a silent short (when I say silent I mean that there's no dialogue, obviously there's music and sound effects). When the visuals are so advanced, there's no need to overdress a film with dialogue.

Wall-E is also mostly silent for the first half an hour. Who would have guessed that children would have the patience for that? But they do! The establishing (opening) shot is of the entire universe - quite ambitious, as establishing shots set up the theme and location of the film. Wall-e is a meditation on loneliness. Most of the universe is empty, nothing, but its also all there is. Over these shots of outer space plays "Put on your Sunday clothes" from Hello, Dolly! which has lyrics that say something like "out there...". This opening scene ticks so many of my boxes that I begin to tear up a little.

Wall-e is the only robot that the humans forgot to turn off when they left Earth. He lives a futile existence compacting and piling up rubbish. But he has a collection of interesting things he finds in the rubbish and takes 'home'. His favourite of these is a VHS of Hello Dolly, and he listens to his favourite showtunes as he works. One of my favourite bits in the film is when Wall-e finds a hubcap that he uses as a makeshift hat so he can attempt the "Put on your Sunday clothes" dance routine.

Wall-e, both the character and the film, seem to be based on silent comedies. He uses objects for other than which they were intended like Buster Keaton. He has round, black framed eyes (cameras?) like Harold Llyods glasses.

































There's always a girl to be pursued in silent comedies, and in Wall-E she is called Eve and she looks like an i-Pod. She's not so much frigid as a soulless robot. But of course he wins her eventually. There's also plenty of slapstick - Wall-e gets blasted by the flames of a space ship, Wall-e gets electrocuted, Wall-e falls over - to give us epic lulz. And there's nothing funnier than a fat man falling out of his chair. Love, lulz and space ships... to coin a phrase.

No one can help but relate to the character of Wall-e as he breaks out of his solitary life, stops hiding behind rocks, and finds love. Even the little girl in the row behind me remarks "just like me in the morning!" when Wall-e's solar charge runs down.

This is one of the most sweet and touching films I have ever seen. It's as good as Life is Beautiful, seriously, it is. And it's the best thing Disney has done since er... Enchanted, six months ago, which I also loved.

At the end of the film, the fat (lol) captain of the space ship thats been keeping all humans from Earth for 700 years brings everyone back to their planet to clean it up, and start living without technology doing everything for them. Thats how they got so fat, you see.
The Captain does this because, as he declares, he doesn't want to survive, "I want to live!"

"And that is all that love's about..."

Everything old is new again...

Everyone's getting freaked out by this Lynx advert, and posting their own attempts on youtube.



Silent film Comedienne Colleen Moore was doing it way back when - its just simple split screen technology.



Well done Colleen!

Friday 27 June 2008

A review of the Imperial Ice Stars "Sleeping Beauty"


How could Tchaikovsky’s ballet, The Sleeping Beauty, be improved? It’s a question I’ve only rarely pondered, but one that the Imperial Ice Stars answered anyway – STAGE IT ON ICE.
I’m not sure if I will have an enjoyable evening when dry ice and people in velour leotards and goth/rave face paint flood onto the stage for the prologue. My seat is in the front row of Brighton’s intimate Theatre Royal, which results in me being sprayed with ice as soon as the show starts. There’s also a heart-stopping moment when a member of the company is swung by her partner and her bladed feet come too near to my face for comfort. I move to a vacant seat near the back of the venue as soon as possible.
The show is more child-friendly than traditional, non-ice versions of the ballet that I have seen. It’s reduced to two acts and lasts only two hours including a twenty-minute interval (in which a man in a baseball cap came onto the stage to mop up, somewhat spoiling the fairytale atmosphere – couldn’t they have put the curtain down for that?). And there’s a narrator who tells us what will happen in each seen before we see it, very helpful for those not practiced at following a story through only music and dance.
Velour leotards aside, the level of talent on display is absolutely outstanding. My knowledge of ice dancing doesn’t go much further than watching the Figure Skating Championships on TV every Easter. But in a 2 hour show with 29 performers there was only one unintentional fall – the maths speak for themselves. The choreography is incredibly beautiful and tells the story well. As the show goes on and I get drawn in, I realise that the ice is not a camp marketing ploy to distinguish this from every other production of the ballet; it really adds to the grace and elegance of the piece.

"Why do we have to lose things to find out what they really mean?"

When I found out that Cyd Charisse, undoubtably the greatest female dancer of the musical's golden age, has died I decided to compile a list of my favourite Cyd Charisse movie moments.

Broadway Ballet - perhaps Cyd's most famous film role was this one in Singin' In the Rain, even though she appeared for less than 10 minutes and didn't speak! This number is a perfect example of the creativity going on at the Freed Unit at MGM at the time, referencing everything from gangster movies to Dali. This routine could only have been performed so perfectly by Cyd Charisse and Gene Kelly. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eEObZxQ8dG0

Fated to be mated/ All of you. Apparently Silk Stockings was Cyd's favourite of her films, and I think it's probably mine also. This is my favourite Charisse-Astaire number ever. Warning - difficult to appreciate without the context of the rest of the film http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UHvu6g1bmOo

Red Blues. Another one from Silk Stockings. The film was a remake of the 1939 Greta Garbo film Ninotchka (also a wonderful film if you can get to see it), about a female Soviet Union official who falls in love with an American man. here cyd and her russian comrades are making a song and dance about the repressive Stalinist regime under which they live! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FKfAPUy6Nas

Dancing in the Dark - With Astaire again, this time from the Vincente Minnelli film "The Band Wagon". I love how it starts with them falling into step and slowly becomes a full-blown dance routine, subtly merging the line between the realistic and the expressionistic - all too often done clumsily in movie musicals.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zzQMl0p4ajw

Silk Stockings - from the film of the same name, Cyd gets this number all to herself. It's about the joy of allowing yourself a little luxury, even if you are supposed to be a straight-laced Stalinist.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DUY9FAqRg4I

Girl Hunt Ballet - another number with Astaire form the bandwagon, Cyd's red dress is iconic. Here's an excerpt http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pDGGw3RH5ug This blog is named after this piece, because it blends high and low culture.

The Heather on the Hill - Brigadoon is a cruelly overlooked film, and in my opinion far superior to Seven Brides for Seven Brothers, the other big MGM musical of 1954. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sZVCWUbomlg

Baby you Knock Me Out. Thought I should include something from the sublime "It's always fair weather" -It's not available on DVD to my knowledge but pops up on TCM occaisonally. Charisse was underused in this film, but this number is unusual in that neither Astaire or Kelly are anywhere to be seen! (Although Gene Kelly was in the film) - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WKdUmQGWlYg
And here's a treat - a deleted number from the same film
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X0ePfbiElmo